I’ve been enjoying the “quiet cars” on my Metra train commute downtown everyday. I’ve had too many people over the years getting divorced over the phone (really), screaming at their kids, yelling at customer service or ordering a massage (true). These distractions are not conducive to productivity. So I relish my train rides because I can get a lot of work done. Over the last few months however, I’ve noticed the emergence of a certain personality in these special cars. Let’s call this new species Hominid Shutupus. These are the people who over-react to minor infractions of quiet-violations.
I was sitting next to a woman and her phone rang and before the chime could make it to the second ring, the woman behind us scolded her and told her to turn off her phone. When another woman spoke quietly to her friend in another seat, the Hominid behind me leaped again and asked her forcefully to be quiet. I’ve seen this behavior a few times.
I’m all for quiet in quiet cars but we need some forgiveness for people who aren’t purposely violating the rules. Minor infractions are almost always accidents but some hominids cherish their opportunity to exhibit control. What does this have to do with marketing? I believe this same species has been criticizing others in social networks for years. There’s also the TMI gang (too much information) we have to suffer with. Bawdy displays of too-much-information on Facebook has spoiled more than one candidate’s chance for an interview.
Let’s be civil and civilized. Life’s more fun that way.













Welcome Olympics fans! Although my morning news feeds give me Olympic stories, they aren’t very succinct about communicating the current medal count, or telling me the when and where of the sports I’m interested in. I usually have to dig through stories to find what I need. So I end up using the search engines instead. This morning I searched for “Olympics results” and the top organic result was a list of “News Results”. There were three listed: